Extreme Weather Forecast for Westmere
The Department of Unusual Meteorological Broadcasts (DUMB) has issued a forecast from their Weather Extreme Incident Reporting Department (WEIRD) for Westmere as follows:
Forecast area: Chester Ave, Westmere, Auckland.
Forecast date: 31st October 2019 (Halloween).
The experts at WEIRD have detected unusual activity in the above location. According to the Department of Reliable Knowledge (DORK), this activity has been observed in previous years at Halloween and has resulted in fog, howling sounds, excessive creeping, and a hail of sweets.
Senior People Of the Ordinary Kind (SPOOKS) who live in the area recommend all children who visit Chester Ave on Halloween be properly prepared by covering themselves in a scary costume.
Poll: If we want to reduce speeding, what do you think actually changes driver behaviour? 🛻🚨🚓
In the Post's article on speeding penalties, the question is asked whether speeding fines are truly about road safety, or are they just a way to boost revenue for the Crown?
What do you think? Should speeding motorists receive speeding fines or demerit points?
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0% The sting of a fine (Money talks!)
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0% The threat of demerit points (Nobody wants to lose their license!)
🧩😏 Riddle me this, Neighbours…
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Do you think you know the answer?
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Not every pair of jeans makes it to the rack... but that doesn’t mean their story ends there. Our talented volunteer Annie has been transforming damaged denim into handcrafted bags, hats and aprons in our Onehunga SPCA Op Shop ✂️🧵
This latest batch even features her own hand-sewn designs, and customers have been loving them, they sell almost as soon as they hit the shelf!
It’s creativity, sustainability and community all stitched together, helping animals in need 🐾
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