Extreme Weather Forecast for Westmere
The Department of Unusual Meteorological Broadcasts (DUMB) has issued a forecast from their Weather Extreme Incident Reporting Department (WEIRD) for Westmere as follows:
Forecast area: Chester Ave, Westmere, Auckland.
Forecast date: 31st October 2019 (Halloween).
The experts at WEIRD have detected unusual activity in the above location. According to the Department of Reliable Knowledge (DORK), this activity has been observed in previous years at Halloween and has resulted in fog, howling sounds, excessive creeping, and a hail of sweets.
Senior People Of the Ordinary Kind (SPOOKS) who live in the area recommend all children who visit Chester Ave on Halloween be properly prepared by covering themselves in a scary costume.
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