Join us for a colourful evening at the Art Battle Grand final!
The Art Battle Auckland Grand Final
At Eden Park
Friday 12 April 2024
Doors open 6pm, first round of painting starts at 7pm!
Suitable for all ages
Over the course of 1 year Art Battle Auckland is proud to have showcased more than 70 artists painting LIVE to audiences here in Auckland and streamed to the rest of the world. Art Battle Auckland events have seen great growth and support.. and now we are down to our final 12 artists - as voted by YOU!
These 12 artists will compete on the night to be the Art Battle champion!
With so much talent under one roof + DJ’s, MC, prizes and awards it is sure to be a night to remember!
Art Battle is the planet’s biggest LIVE painting competition across 70+ cities worldwide. These artists battle it out with paint on canvas over fast paced rounds of high energy speed painting.
The audience decides their fate with interactive (phone) voting/bidding. And if you love one of the artworks, you can bid for it via silent auction.
Get your Art Battle tickets today!
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”