Friday Funny: ๐๐My Dog lives like a king๐๐
I Just Realized Something:
โข My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
โข He has his food prepared for him.
โข His meals are provided at no cost to him.
โข He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
โข He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
โข If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
โข He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
โข He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
โข He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
โข All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!
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