1134 days ago

Monday's Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸžOne for the boys๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, โ€œHoney, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.โ€

The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"

The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."

The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because Iโ€™m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"

The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"

The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."

The wife then texted, "Wait, Iโ€™m coming right now!"

About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "Iโ€™m at the store, where are you?!"

The Master Chief replied, "Iโ€™m at work. Now that youโ€™re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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$100 Briscoes winners

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Paint it orange with Resene for Arthritis NZ!

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