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West Auckland - grab your umbrella; it's picnic time! We're able to go and catch up with another household. Just don't check the rain radar - believe us, we'd love a blazing sun too.
Is there a favourite park or spot you head along to? Who are you going to share your bubble … View moreWest Auckland - grab your umbrella; it's picnic time! We're able to go and catch up with another household. Just don't check the rain radar - believe us, we'd love a blazing sun too.
Is there a favourite park or spot you head along to? Who are you going to share your bubble with? Reply below with photos from your catch-up (or share your own with the hashtag #picnicpic) and you could win a $100 Prezzy® card to spend at your next hangout.
Walking Stars 2021 Auckland will be held on the 13 November and this year is going virtual!
Due to Covid restrictions, the 21km and 12km challenge will take place safely in bubbles, with virtual support and entertainment during the day. Want to get fit for a great cause?
Sign up today: … View moreWalking Stars 2021 Auckland will be held on the 13 November and this year is going virtual!
Due to Covid restrictions, the 21km and 12km challenge will take place safely in bubbles, with virtual support and entertainment during the day. Want to get fit for a great cause?
Sign up today: https://walkingstars.org.nz/
I Just Realized Something:
• My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
• He has his food prepared for him.
• His meals are provided at no cost to him.
• He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is … View moreI Just Realized Something:
• My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
• He has his food prepared for him.
• His meals are provided at no cost to him.
• He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
• He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
• If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
• He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
• He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
• He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
• All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!
Great products shouldn’t cost the earth.
Which is why at the Warehouse we’re bringing you more sustainable products with sound credentials from global leaders like the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) and Better Cotton Initiative (BCI), as well as less packaging waste.
… View moreGreat products shouldn’t cost the earth.
Which is why at the Warehouse we’re bringing you more sustainable products with sound credentials from global leaders like the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) and Better Cotton Initiative (BCI), as well as less packaging waste.
Shop online or in-store over 6,000 sustainable products that are better for the planet and your pocket.
Sustainable & Affordable. It means more choice.
We require an energetic part-time grocery Sales Merchandiser to represent our company, Alliance Marketing 2014 Ltd, in Pak N Save Henderson.
You would be merchandising great brands and working with a fantastic team in the FMCG industry.
The position is 9.25 hours per week on Mon, Wed& Fri… View moreWe require an energetic part-time grocery Sales Merchandiser to represent our company, Alliance Marketing 2014 Ltd, in Pak N Save Henderson.
You would be merchandising great brands and working with a fantastic team in the FMCG industry.
The position is 9.25 hours per week on Mon, Wed& Fri and some occasional additional hours for display builds.
Experience is preferred but not essential. You should be organised and able to multi-task and use initiative.
Early morning starts are essential and display building will be required.
Own transport is required.
Please email CV to Irene Saunders
isaunders@alliancemarketing.co.nz
This new rule where two families of 5 can get together outside does absolutely nothing for those of us who have all their family outside Auckland and haven't seen a family member for months.
I have just about forgotten what mine look like!
When will this snail like Govt give us a firm date … View moreThis new rule where two families of 5 can get together outside does absolutely nothing for those of us who have all their family outside Auckland and haven't seen a family member for months.
I have just about forgotten what mine look like!
When will this snail like Govt give us a firm date to get back to normal, but with masks.
Giving up on elimination could have happened a month ago.
For some reason, ALL my Dutch Irises are this colour. 😛 But I don't mind! 😃 It's my favourite colour for irises to be, purple. 😃
Do you visit the New Zealand Red Cross website?
We would love your feedback. Simply hit the button below to access the the survey.
It only takes 5 minutes and will help us improve our website and how you find information about us.
Everyone who does the survey can go in the draw to win one of ten… View moreDo you visit the New Zealand Red Cross website?
We would love your feedback. Simply hit the button below to access the the survey.
It only takes 5 minutes and will help us improve our website and how you find information about us.
Everyone who does the survey can go in the draw to win one of ten Red Cross drink bottles!
Impress your guests and protect surfaces with these unique wooden coasters using your favourite Resene testpot colours.
Find out how to create your own.
Now's a great time to get your painting, staining and wallpapering jobs underway.
Get 30% off Resene premium paints, wood stains, primers and sealers 4L and under including Resene testpots, 30% off our huge range of wallpaper, 25% off Resene premium paints, wood stains, primers and … View moreNow's a great time to get your painting, staining and wallpapering jobs underway.
Get 30% off Resene premium paints, wood stains, primers and sealers 4L and under including Resene testpots, 30% off our huge range of wallpaper, 25% off Resene premium paints, wood stains, primers and sealers, 25% off decorating accessories and 25% off Resene cleaning products!
Discounts off the normal retail price at your local Resene owned ColorShop and participating reseller until 31 October 2021. Paint offers are also available at Mitre 10 MEGA and selected Mitre 10 and Hammer Hardware stores. Excludes WallPrint, decals, Crown, trade and industrial products, PaintWise levy and account sales.
Visit your local Resene ColorShop or reseller and enjoy these great savings.
I invite you all to check out my page and online fundraising auction.
Auction is at app.galabid.com...
Facebook page is: www.facebook.com...
I'm raising money for my cousin James (27) who is fighting Stage 4 Hodgkin Lymphoma. I am also raising awareness to Blood Cancer, in particular Hodgkin… View moreI invite you all to check out my page and online fundraising auction.
Auction is at app.galabid.com...
Facebook page is: www.facebook.com...
I'm raising money for my cousin James (27) who is fighting Stage 4 Hodgkin Lymphoma. I am also raising awareness to Blood Cancer, in particular Hodgkin Lymphoma. A portion of the profits will go to Leukaemia and Blood Cancer NZ.
Over 50 listings with some amazing brands on board. Could be a great way to get your Christmas shopping done early and help out a fellow kiwi.
Thanks
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ”Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing. ”
”What do they say?” the priest asked.
”They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? ”
”That's obscene!” the … View moreA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ”Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing. ”
”What do they say?” the priest asked.
”They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? ”
”That's obscene!” the priest exclaimed.
Then he thought for a moment.
”You know,” he said, ”I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.”
“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, ”Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!!!”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Auckland Transport is looking for feedback on its proposal to reduce the speed limit on 800 roads across the region.
The changes involve 462 roads near 57 schools and 208 rural roads.
It includes roads in Ōtara Town Centre, residential roads in Manurewa and roads in Ponsonby and Freemans … View moreAuckland Transport is looking for feedback on its proposal to reduce the speed limit on 800 roads across the region.
The changes involve 462 roads near 57 schools and 208 rural roads.
It includes roads in Ōtara Town Centre, residential roads in Manurewa and roads in Ponsonby and Freemans Bay.
Do you support Auckland Transport’s proposal to reduce speed limits on roads?
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