The Gateau House Black Friday Sale
Buy 1 Item, get the second item Half Price! Head into any participating store, or order online on Friday 25th November to get 50% off your second item.
Conditions Apply. Use Code: “TGHBF50” for online orders (Active 12am-11:59pm Friday 25th). 50% off second item (discount automatically applied to the same or lower priced item online). Online orders limited to 2 products (1 discount) per transaction.
In store sale applies to same day pickups only, order online for future pickups. Instore sales not available at Glenfield and Henderson Stores (online orders still available). First in first served (no holds, phone orders etc). Applies to all stocked items
TGH Glen Eden Store: Unit 3, 4161 Great North Road, Glen Eden, Auckland 0602 (Next to Burger King)
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”