Henderson Valley, Auckland

1055 days ago

😃😄😂The longest pun ever😂😄😃

Fiona from Henderson

"An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a … View more"An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean.....

all go to a bar......


The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai."

P.S. How many of you checked the list? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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1052 days ago

😂🤣Today's funny🤣😂

Fiona from Henderson

Even my husband laughed at this one 🤣😂🤣😂

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1058 days ago

Woman and son slept in car due to black mould in Kāinga Ora home

Melanie Earley Reporter from Western Leader

Kia ora neighbours,

Kāinga Ora has admitted it let one of its tenants down after she was forced to live in a car with her young son due to black mould in her home.

The tenant, who has name suppression, took the housing provider to the Tenancy Tribunal, claiming the house she lived in caused … View more
Kia ora neighbours,

Kāinga Ora has admitted it let one of its tenants down after she was forced to live in a car with her young son due to black mould in her home.

The tenant, who has name suppression, took the housing provider to the Tenancy Tribunal, claiming the house she lived in caused both her and her son to become sick.

She said she had no health issues before moving into the house on Harry Ward Place in West Auckland’s Henderson.

During the tenancy, she developed a runny nose, itchy eyes, cough, rash on her arms and legs, impetigo, skin infections and likely upper respiratory infections.

The tenant said her son, who was 3 at the time, was also hospitalised for a respiratory infection.

Click 'read more' for the full story.

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1054 days ago

Let's Celebrate LinUX turning 30 years old Virtually on Whereby @ 6 PM, Next Thirstday 16th Sept

Kevin from Henderson

Welcome 2 the West Auckland LinUX eNthusiasts Network & Share a Toast Virtually @ whereby.com/a1.computeko in your Web browser, No install req'd... Because of the ToyMota Corona Virus Lockdown! yoU'Re All Welcome 2 Join Us from Any Available Operating System including MacOS, Android, … View moreWelcome 2 the West Auckland LinUX eNthusiasts Network & Share a Toast Virtually @ whereby.com/a1.computeko in your Web browser, No install req'd... Because of the ToyMota Corona Virus Lockdown! yoU'Re All Welcome 2 Join Us from Any Available Operating System including MacOS, Android, Linux or M$ Virus Magnet WinDoze, However Unfortunately the Hui will be Ltd to 45 minutes. Otherwize We'll Next Convene in the Flesh @ the Henderson RSA 1st Floor ( Above the Baa ) on the 21st of ROcktober @ 6 PM ( ToyMota Corona Virus Lockdown Permitting ) Always the 3rd Thirstday of the Month... Hope 2 C yoU there & Do Avoid that Evil Bill Gates ToyMota Virus!!! ;-)K

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1054 days ago

Recipe: Sweet n sour pork

New Zealand School of Food & Wine

Sweet and sour pork is a Chinese inspired dish made with juicy pieces of pork tenderloin, bell peppers, onion and pineapple.
This dish is particularly popular in westernised Cantonese cuisine and may be found all over the world. Here is a photo of Sweet and sour pork prepared by our Advanced … View more
Sweet and sour pork is a Chinese inspired dish made with juicy pieces of pork tenderloin, bell peppers, onion and pineapple.
This dish is particularly popular in westernised Cantonese cuisine and may be found all over the world. Here is a photo of Sweet and sour pork prepared by our Advanced cookery student Reesha from home during Lockdown 2021.
Find recipe on our blog, link below.

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1054 days ago

$5.00 Firewood (10-15 kg bags of wood)

Stephen from Glen Eden

West Auckland Pick Up & Delivery Only.

Firewood is a Level 4 Essential Utility Service, being a solid fuel.

Pick-up venue:

Sundays (as advised), corner of Willowbrook Place and Kaurilands Rd, Glen Eden, just down from entrance to Glen Intermediate School, 23 Kaurilands Rd, Glen Eden, between… View more
West Auckland Pick Up & Delivery Only.

Firewood is a Level 4 Essential Utility Service, being a solid fuel.

Pick-up venue:

Sundays (as advised), corner of Willowbrook Place and Kaurilands Rd, Glen Eden, just down from entrance to Glen Intermediate School, 23 Kaurilands Rd, Glen Eden, between 1pm - 2pm (please look for blue sign-written car, grey-covered silver trailer, and $5 Firewood lawn signs).

Local Delivery is available during COVID Level 3 & 4 ($10.00 delivery fee, 5 bag minimum order, online pre-payment required to Kiwibank, 38-9007-0236148-00, Ref: Your name).

Text Orders:

Phone 0204 192-9415 to pre-order your firewood with your name, email address, and # of bags required on the day (deadline for placing orders is Friday 5pm of the pick-up week, so we have time to bag the wood for the Sunday pick up). We will send you a confirmation text to confirm your order.

Local Delivery is available during COVID Level 3 & 4 ($10.00 delivery fee, 5 bag minimum order, online pre-payment required to Kiwibank, 38-9007-0236148-00, Ref: Your name.

Email Orders:

Email 5dollarfirewood@gmail.com to pre-order your firewood and include your name, phone number, and # of bags required on the day (deadline for placing orders is Friday 5pm of the pick-up week, so we have time to bag the wood for the Sunday pick-up). We will send you a confirmation email to confirm your order.

Local Delivery is available during COVID Level 3 & 4 ($10.00 delivery fee, 5 bag minimum order, online pre-payment required to Kiwibank, 38-9007-0236148-00, Ref: Your name.

Placing an order is really important - we sold out in 11 minutes at the last pick-up.

Get an (Approx.) 10-15kg bag of dry, factory off-cut (sawn to size for use in wood-burners), untreated firewood for just $5 a bag.

This firewood is priced at less than half the cost of a similar-sized firewood bags.

Subscribers who send us their mobile or email address will get first notice of location pick up on the day.

Online or Cash payment only - no eftpos, and no change given, so please bring exact money for order pick-up.

NB: We recommend de-bagging the wood after pick up, and letting the wood air out in a covered area at home.

Please see the following link for tips on increasing the burn time and heat efficiency of your wood burner:

www.youtube.com...

Price: $5

1054 days ago

Get your financial life in order with MoneyIQ

Angela Quigan Reporter from Stuff

Hey neighbours, is it time to get your finances in order? If lockdown has focused your mind on the state of your bank account, we’re here to help.

Stuff has launched MoneyIQ, an eight-week email course that will give you all the basics you need to get your money sorted and start working towards … View more
Hey neighbours, is it time to get your finances in order? If lockdown has focused your mind on the state of your bank account, we’re here to help.

Stuff has launched MoneyIQ, an eight-week email course that will give you all the basics you need to get your money sorted and start working towards a brighter, richer future. You can sign up for free here.

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1054 days ago

December delights

The Team from Resene ColorShop Henderson

From pine cones to tree-shaped centrepieces, have fun creating your own Christmas decor with Resene’s festive, on-trend colour combinations. Combine your favourite Resene testpot colours to match your Christmas style. Find out how to create your own.

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1059 days ago

Well, well, well - this is worth taking the time to read🤔

Fiona from Henderson

To use a quote within the article from the Stuff journalist, Charlie Mitchell, "The more time I spend in this world, the more I understand this is the perfect propaganda tool."
www.stuff.co.nz...

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1059 days ago

So the latest silliness just arrived in the inbox...

Fiona from Henderson

Just received a text from from the NZ Covid Tracer
app: "It's been a week since you scanned or added to your diary"

It goes on about friendly reminder, keeping digital diary etc ... to keep track where you have been etc ...

But seriously - WTH??
I used it a week ago to get my … View more
Just received a text from from the NZ Covid Tracer
app: "It's been a week since you scanned or added to your diary"

It goes on about friendly reminder, keeping digital diary etc ... to keep track where you have been etc ...

But seriously - WTH??
I used it a week ago to get my groceries and we are supposed to be in lockdown - LEVEL 4!!!
My diary is up to date, they can see that - for crying out loud!!!

Time to turn off the reminders for the diary.

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1056 days ago

BOUGHT FROM TRADEME.

Linda from Henderson

Just have a look at these boots or bits of them, that I bought from a seller on Trademe. Just arrived. When I opened the post bag one boot just fell into several pieces.

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1057 days ago

Government announces 7.3 billion investment in Auckland transport

Ripu Bhatia Reporter from Auckland Stuff

Transport projects in Auckland have been given a $7.3 billion boost to be distributed over the next three years.

Major projects like the City Rail Link, Light Rail, Eastern Busway will be supported by the funds, as well highway upgrades and new walking and cycling connections.

It is part of a… View more
Transport projects in Auckland have been given a $7.3 billion boost to be distributed over the next three years.

Major projects like the City Rail Link, Light Rail, Eastern Busway will be supported by the funds, as well highway upgrades and new walking and cycling connections.

It is part of a $24.3 billion transport package announced by Waka Kotahi NZ Transport Agency on Tuesday.

Waka Kotahi spokesperson Steve Mutton said the funding will support growth with more accessible, sustainable travel options.

“Auckland is a world class city and it needs a world-class transport system that is safe and efficient to keep everyone moving as New Zealand’s largest city continues to grow,” he said.

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1056 days ago

Flavours that can fill your heart

Home Cuisine from Homecuisine Limited

Introducing home made ice creams (MPI approved production facility)

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1056 days ago

The New Zealand official yearbook 1959

Fiona from Henderson

Now this is a very interesting read, and I've just started (if you like this sort of stuff)
The comparison from then to now ... well read for yourselves.
Learning all about the percentages of beneficiaries (all levels) then and now, well I'd said not much has changed per capita.
Seeing … View more
Now this is a very interesting read, and I've just started (if you like this sort of stuff)
The comparison from then to now ... well read for yourselves.
Learning all about the percentages of beneficiaries (all levels) then and now, well I'd said not much has changed per capita.
Seeing the numbers from certain years, truly shows how the economy was or wasn't running dictated by events e.g. world wars.
It just shows that we really haven't learned a great deal over the years.
Just repeating or dressing up the same mistakes, when will we ever learn?
Anyway, for those who want to peruse though the yearbook, here's the link: www3.stats.govt.nz...

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