1145 days ago

Friday Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ•My Dog lives like a king๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

I Just Realized Something:

โ€ข My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
โ€ข He has his food prepared for him.
โ€ข His meals are provided at no cost to him.
โ€ข He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
โ€ข He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
โ€ข If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
โ€ข He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
โ€ข He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
โ€ข He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
โ€ข All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!

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