🐟🐟Monday's funny - Pet fish🐟🐟
A man was stopped by a fishery officer recently with two chilly bins full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing.
The fishery officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Nah, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this chilly in and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of rubbish! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the fishery officer for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the fishery officer turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"
Q&A: Animal Welfare with SPCA's Dr Corey Regnerus-Kell
We're back with a Neighbourly Q&A session. This time with Dr Corey Regnerus-Kell who is a qualified veterinarian and SPCA’s General Manager Animal Services.
A little bit about Corey:
Corey has an interest in veterinary medicine, animal welfare, and biosecurity. He shares his home with ostriches, guinea pigs, bees, a rescue tortoiseshell named Lynk, a ragdoll named Oscar, two mini foxies called Chester and Maya and a black Labrador named Bonnie.
Dr Corey Regnerus-Kell is excited to answer your questions on all things animal welfare, whether it's how to best look after your new pet, how to combat separation anxiety or how to report neglect. ↓ Share your questions below and he will answer them on Wednesday 31st July ↓
Poll: Should you ask before planting tall shrubs/trees near your property line?
It may be fine now but in a few years trees can block out light or views for neighbours.
Do you think neighbours should ask before they go ahead and plant these?
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69.5% Yes, always ask
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29.6% No
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1% Other - I'll share below!
Ak interiors "Officially Premium"
Kiaora Waitakere families
My name is Keiren and I am the proud owner of AK Interiors. I am posting this message to let everyone we are offering our services through the Neighbourly services for the first time! I have lived in the Greenbay area for 15 years now and I want to share what we have to offer as well as supporting the local schools and businesses that I frequent to in the area as my son attends GBHS and has played his junior rugby at Suburbs and is a local celebrity (so he says)
Through 12 years of operating we have completed projects across the city and as far North as Kaikohe and as far south as Hastings.We specialise in Commercial interiors, Residential interior renovations, Construction, Fencing and Decking. If you or anyone you know need some building projects done, rotting windows repaired, leaky roofs or anything around the home or office for that matter give us a buzz. We are happy to help design, quote, procure and complete your building project. Other sub services we can provide range from Plastering, Painting, Roofing, Plumbing and Electrical.
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