Changes to fees & charges
From 1 July, there will be new fees and charges in place across our services, including;
🗑️ Landfill: $260 per tonne.
🏊 Pools & Gyms: $7/adult, $5.50/student and $5/child.
đźš— Parking: $3/hour, max $10/day, with $150 for a riverbank monthly pass. Charges will be enforced seven days, 9am-5pm.
For information on fee changes to a service or facility that you use, please check the relevant page on our website for the latest updates.
International Joke Day
My wife shouted downstairs "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it"
"No", I replied, she said “RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT NOW”
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
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