276 days ago

Holiday Special!

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23 days ago

Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.

If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?

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Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
  • 63.3% Summer
    63.3% Complete
  • 35.4% Winter
    35.4% Complete
  • 1.3% Other - I'll share below
    1.3% Complete
2704 votes
20 hours ago

New Year, New Questions You Wonโ€™t Solve!

Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

I get smaller every time I take a bath.

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4 hours ago

What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:

Markus from Green Bay

Me: โ€œYour total is $44.19. Cash or card?โ€
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: โ€œUh, I donโ€™t think this will work.โ€
Customer: โ€œWhy not? It hasnโ€™t expired and I have money in my account.โ€
Me: โ€œSirโ€ฆ the chip is gone.โ€
Customer: โ€œI didnโ€™t want the chip.โ€
Me: โ€œThe card wonโ€™t work without it.โ€
Customer: โ€œIt just means I canโ€™t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.โ€
Me: โ€œI donโ€™t think it will work, sir.โ€
Customer: โ€œJust swipe it.โ€
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: โ€œItโ€™s not working, sir.โ€
Customer: โ€œThen youโ€™re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!โ€
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: โ€œMaybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isnโ€™t the thing being swiped?โ€
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* โ€œSure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip โ€“ oh look, it didnโ€™t work.โ€
Customer: โ€œYour machine must be broken!โ€