1541 days ago

Monday's Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸžOne for the boys๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, โ€œHoney, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.โ€

The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"

The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."

The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because Iโ€™m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"

The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"

The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."

The wife then texted, "Wait, Iโ€™m coming right now!"

About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "Iโ€™m at the store, where are you?!"

The Master Chief replied, "Iโ€™m at work. Now that youโ€™re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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2 days ago

Poll: Is it ok to regift something that you have been given?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

๐ŸŽ Holiday Gift Chat!

Do you ever regift?
Whatโ€™s your take on asking for a receipt if a gift doesnโ€™t fit?

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Is it ok to regift something that you have been given?
  • 79.2% Yes! It's better to regift what I don't need
    79.2% Complete
  • 20.8% No. It's the thought and effort that matters
    20.8% Complete
562 votes
7 hours ago

Todayโ€™s Mind-Bender is the Last of the Year! Can You Guess It Before Everyone Else? ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒฒ

The Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

I dance in the sky with green and gold, a spectacle few are lucky to behold; Iโ€™m best seen in the south, a celestial sightโ€”what am I, lighting up the New Zealand night?

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7 hours ago

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