1535 days ago

Friday Funny: πŸ˜„πŸ•My Dog lives like a kingπŸ•πŸ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

I Just Realized Something:

β€’ My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
β€’ He has his food prepared for him.
β€’ His meals are provided at no cost to him.
β€’ He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
β€’ He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
β€’ If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
β€’ He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
β€’ He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
β€’ He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
β€’ All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!

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5 days ago

Neighbourhood Challenge: Who Can Crack This One? ⛓️‍πŸ’₯❔

The Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

What has a head but no brain?

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7 days ago

Abandoned car left on willerton ave Newlynn

Mathew from New Lynn

Hey anyone looking for a silver Toyota car that’s probably been stolen and left in willerton ave in Newlynn rego RBR241 it’s been there for the past few days with windows down.

3 days ago

Poll: πŸ—‘οΈ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.

We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.

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πŸ—‘οΈ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
  • 82.6% Same!
    82.6% Complete
  • 17.4% Would have liked to try something different
    17.4% Complete
293 votes