Moronic funeral insurance ads
Can't reach for the fast-forward/mute quick enough! There appears to be a competition between the companies as to which one can include the most of these in one commercial.....When the final whistle blows, taking your last bow, blow out your last candle, kicking the bucket, crossing over to the other side, keel over, popping your clogs, bite the dust, pushing up daisies, riding off into the sunset, the big sleep, shuffling off, fall off your perch, playing your last note, when the final curtain falls, turning up your toes, join the heavenly choir, going to your eternal rest, when the final bell rings, when your time is up and.....headed upstairs, ha ha ha, God give me strength.
Poll: Do you set New Year’s resolutions?
🎉 2026 is almost here!
We’re curious ... how do you welcome it?
Do you set resolutions, follow special traditions, or just go with the flow?
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9.8% Yes! New Year, New Me
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21.8% Yes - but I rarely stick to them
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68.4% Nah - not for me
Poll: 🗑️ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.
We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.
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84.6% Same!
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15.4% Would have liked to try something different
Today’s Mind-Bender is the Last of the Year! Can You Guess It Before Everyone Else? 🌟🎁🌲
I dance in the sky with green and gold, a spectacle few are lucky to behold; I’m best seen in the south, a celestial sight—what am I, lighting up the New Zealand night?
Do you think you know the answer? Simply 'Like' this post and we'll post the answer in the comments below at 2pm on the day!
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