Election help
Hi friends just to help. You out with this year’s election as you well away we have Chris in Labour and Chris in National so you will have to remember one name Chris so it should be easy
All you have to do is vote for Chris but don’t vote for Chris or you will find Chris will get in and Chris won’t get in So as your trying to get your head around it just remember if you want Chris to get in but you don’t want Chris to get in then you have to vote for Chris but not Chris. Just place a tick beside Chris but don’t place a tick beside Chris or Chris will tick off and Chris will tick in. In the end just vote for Chris to get in and Chris will be happy he is in and Chris will be cross he didn’t get in.
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