Merry Christmas
Was so happy early this morning I heard the Santa Sleigh and Reindeer flying around my house Ryan I heard Santa trying to get inside so I decide to go and let him in. Turned out he was wearing blue instead of the normal red but hay at least he bought me a pair of handcuffs and a brand new Skoda with Christmas lights on it. The handcuffs were a good fit he wouldn’t let me drive the Skoda which I thought was a bit mean but hay even in the back is so comfy. Ok only the top bit is true only heard the Santa sleigh and reindeer’s but think this was probably the police helicopter. Merry Christmas everyone
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Poll: 🗑️ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.
We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.
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83.9% Same!
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16.1% Would have liked to try something different
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