Jazz Mania Concert - Waitakere Auckland Brass Band
Auckland's finest, Waitakere Auckland Brass, jazz it up with Bevan Williams.
Enjoy an evening of cabaret-style entertainment with one of New Zealand's finest brass bands. Top New Zealand entertainer Bevan Williams joins the band for one night only. His flair and the jazzed up sounds of our own Waitakere Auckland Brass make this one event you will not want to miss.
Waitakere Auckland Brass Band
Jazz Mania Concert
The Grand Hall, New Lynn RSA
Saturday 27th May
7.30pm start
*** Book Your Tickets Online ***
General Admission $25
Book and print your tickets on our website below ::
waitakereaucklandbrass.com...
Door Sales from 7pm but pre booking recommended
General Enquiries or group bookings phone 09 817 7363
Free parking onsite and in surrounding streets
Free Tea & Coffee
Pre booked catering packages available or bar meals can be purchased on arrival.
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