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651 days ago

Merry Christmas

Derek from Papatoetoe

Was so happy early this morning I heard the Santa Sleigh and Reindeer flying around my house Ryan I heard Santa trying to get inside so I decide to go and let him in. Turned out he was wearing blue instead of the normal red but hay at least he bought me a pair of handcuffs and a brand new Skoda with Christmas lights on it. The handcuffs were a good fit he wouldn’t let me drive the Skoda which I thought was a bit mean but hay even in the back is so comfy. Ok only the top bit is true only heard the Santa sleigh and reindeer’s but think this was probably the police helicopter. Merry Christmas everyone

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9 days ago

Poll: What special qualities should a 5-star New Zealand airport hotel at our largest international airport have?

Pullman Novotel

Te Arikinui Pullman Auckland Airport is New Zealand’s only 5-star airport hotel, given its incredibly close proximity to the airport, the convenience of walking to the airport is a major highlight but there are plenty of other features that make it special. Find out more

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What special qualities should a 5-star New Zealand airport hotel at our largest international airport have?
  • 5.7% Unmatched runway views with a private lounge
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  • 44.7% Exceptional service from arrival to departure
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  • 4.6% Gourmet dining featuring New Zealand's finest, celebrating Te Ao Māori kai
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  • 38.5% A soundproof oasis with all desired amenities
    38.5% Complete
  • 6.5% Māori culture reflected throughout, creating an architectural marvel
    6.5% Complete
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14 days ago

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What is first white then red and the plumper it gets the more the old lady likes it?

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1 day ago

Be Loved this Spring! Reduced fee dog adoptions at SPCA start today

The Team from SPCA Auckland - Centres & Op Shops

From 5-20 October only, SPCA dog and puppy adoption fees are 25% off. Plus, every dog adopter gets a free Simparica Trio flea, tick & worm treatment, and discount voucher.

We have more than 300 adoption-ready dogs and puppies nationwide, waiting for their happy forever after.

Visit www.spca.nz... to start your journey together.