Free Matteress & Bedroom Furniture
Hi
I have two single matteresses and bedroom furniture to give away.
The matteresses are perfectly fine - no damage and 100% safe.
The bedroom furniture has very slight water damage on the base. (we had less than 1 cm of water in the room)
However, the draws work perfectly and all totally usable.
Includes one 'tallboy' set of draws, one dresser with 6 asst draws and mirror and two bedside tables with 3 draws in each.
I am using these myself at the moment, so it is definitely usable.
Pickup from Mt Roskill after hours or Sundays.
text me on 027 420 6262 if you are interested.
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