1739 days ago

PLEASE READ.....This is to inform you all that our beloved and well-known friend Mr. 2019 is retiring TODAY.

Brian from New Lynn

His 12 Wives, 52 Children and 365 Grand Children will be attending the grand send-off today at 23:59 hrs. However, his Family Members asked me to inform you that he is retiring with ALL your problems, sicknesses, disappointments, frustrations, untimely death, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragement, failure and rejection.
Yet, his Successor - Mr. 2020 asked me to inform you that he is going to compensate you with Long Life, Good Health, more Wealth, Love, Abundant Blessings, Peace, Joy, Righteousness, Promotion and Prosperity.
God's Blessings on each one of YOU and Compliments of the Season.
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Te Arikinui Pullman Auckland Airport is New Zealand’s only 5-star airport hotel, given its incredibly close proximity to the airport, the convenience of walking to the airport is a major highlight but there are plenty of other features that make it special. Find out more

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What special qualities should a 5-star New Zealand airport hotel at our largest international airport have?
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The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

I'm sure you've seen it while doing your weekly shop... In fact, it may have even been you.

What do you think about people heading to the supermarket in their pyjamas?

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Is it okay to grocery shop in your PJs?
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799 votes
17 hours ago

Rise and riddle, friends! Let’s solve this one together!

Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

How much dirt is in a hole that measures four feet by four feet by five feet?

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