Open Days 9-11 February
Rosehill Gardens Lifestyle & Retirement village is part of the Avondale Community and next door to Avondale Lifecare. We are located at 23 Elm Street, Avondale.
We offer you independence, community, security, and a great place to live. We've got beautiful gardens and flat land, close to the shops, transport and motorways. 2 bedroom garden villas and 1 bedroom serviced apartments available on a first come first served basis so don't miss out on this amazing opportunity!
Please Join us for coffee and cake on our open days. No Appointment Necessary. We look forward to hearing from you. Get in touch with Lisa 027 273 5197/09 828 9844/village@rosehillgardens.co.nz.
New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”