Report illegal dumping
If you see any dumped rubbish, call us at 0800 NODUMP (0800 663 867) to report it. Dumpers will be fined up to $30,000. Your waste is your responsibility.
For more info on how to dispose of unwanted items, visit aucklandcouncil.govt.nz.
Impossible Relationship Standards?
Together for over 25 years.
Married for over 16 years.
I look around.
Flowers? Check.
Chocolates? Toblerone - Double Check.
Cuddles? Check. And Check again.
AND breakfast in bed for my wife every day.
‘Impossible Relationship Standards’ my ass.
I call it a lack of effort.
Today’s Mind-Bender is the Last of the Year! Can You Guess It Before Everyone Else? 🌟🎁🌲
I dance in the sky with green and gold, a spectacle few are lucky to behold; I’m best seen in the south, a celestial sight—what am I, lighting up the New Zealand night?
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