2265 days ago

PLEASE READ.....This is to inform you all that our beloved and well-known friend Mr. 2019 is retiring TODAY.

Brian from New Lynn

His 12 Wives, 52 Children and 365 Grand Children will be attending the grand send-off today at 23:59 hrs. However, his Family Members asked me to inform you that he is retiring with ALL your problems, sicknesses, disappointments, frustrations, untimely death, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragement, failure and rejection.
Yet, his Successor - Mr. 2020 asked me to inform you that he is going to compensate you with Long Life, Good Health, more Wealth, Love, Abundant Blessings, Peace, Joy, Righteousness, Promotion and Prosperity.
God's Blessings on each one of YOU and Compliments of the Season.
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Got more greens than you know what to do with? 🥦🌱🥕

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Whether it’s a courgette takeover or a feijoa frenzy, don’t let those garden gems go to waste!

Our suggestion to you: Did you know you can grate and freeze excess courgettes to use in chocolate cake later? It sounds a bit dodgy, but it makes the cake incredibly moist ... and hey, it counts as a serving of veg, right? 🍫

What’s your go-to move for a bumper harvest? Drop your best "glut" recipes or preservation hacks in the comments below! 👇

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1 day ago

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Markus from Green Bay

The Danish. The Chinese. Even the Australians FFS! Only Luxon, Trump & Co don't get it …

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🌉🛶 Early Birds Might Crack This One First… or Not? 🥚🧠

The Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

A person is crossing a bridge and sees a boat full of people, yet there isn't a single person on board.
How is this possible?

(Susan from Massey kindly provided this head-scratcher ... thanks, Susan!)

Do you think you know the answer? Simply 'Like' this post if you know the answer and the big reveal will be posted in the comments at 2pm on the day!

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