1601 days ago

Monday's Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸžOne for the boys๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, โ€œHoney, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.โ€

The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"

The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."

The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because Iโ€™m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"

The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"

The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."

The wife then texted, "Wait, Iโ€™m coming right now!"

About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "Iโ€™m at the store, where are you?!"

The Master Chief replied, "Iโ€™m at work. Now that youโ€™re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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3 days ago

Poll: ๐Ÿค– What skills do you think give a CV the ultimate edge in a robot-filled workplace?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

The Reserve Bank has shared some pretty blunt advice: thereโ€™s no such thing as a โ€œsafeโ€ job anymore ๐Ÿ›Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‘

Robots are stepping into repetitive roles in factories, plants and warehouses. AI is taking care of the admin tasks that once filled many mid-level office jobs.

We want to know: As the world evolves, what skills do you think give a CV the ultimate edge in a robot-filled workplace?

Want to read more? The Press has you covered!

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๐Ÿค– What skills do you think give a CV the ultimate edge in a robot-filled workplace?
  • 52.7% Human-centred experience and communication
    52.7% Complete
  • 14.8% Critical thinking
    14.8% Complete
  • 29.5% Resilience and adaptability
    29.5% Complete
  • 3% Other - I will share below!
    3% Complete
440 votes
1 day ago

Door knockers

Colin from Henderson

Kids knocking on your door and running off is still a thing in 2026..

3 days ago

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