Antique Buyers in your area
Wanted Wanted Wanted:
Gold • Coins • Watches • Banknotes • Antiques • Paintings • Collectables
Our buyers will be at many convenient venues around Auckland each day: Monday 10 October to Sunday 15 October. Look for one near you. We have multiple buyers and onsite security. Please check the dates and times carefully on our website.
The market for many antiques and collectables has been buoyant these past two years. We have interested collectors, so if you are considering selling any of these or similar items then we would like to make an offer.
Large or valuable collections? Single items? Downsizing, moving, or decluttering? Family not interested? Or simply converting unwanted items into cash.
*Immediate payment made
*No commission or waiting
*Free no obligation appraisal
*Onsite security supplied by
*Please have your bank details handy
So whether you have a large and valuable collection or a single item of broken jewellery. See us at a venue near you.
Goldco Antique Buyers | Member NZNDA | www.goldco.co.nz | email: goldco@xtra.co.nz | Ph: 0800 105 228
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The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”
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