Friday Funny
There was a 7 year old boy who was taken to Social Services because his parents were divorcing and a custody battle ensued.
When he was asked if he wanted to live with his mum, he said "No cause she beats me."
So he was asked if he wanted to live with his dad, he said "No cause he beats me."
So he was asked who he wanted to live with then? "
He replied," I want to live with the Auckland Warriors because they can't beat anybody"🙄
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What's your favourite recipe for courgettes?
Kia ora neighbours. If you've got a family recipe for courgettes, we'd love to see it and maybe publish it in our magazine. Send your recipe to mailbox@nzgardener.co.nz, and if we use it in the mag, you will receive a free copy of our January 2025 issue.
Poll: Do you think NZ should ban social media for youth?
The Australian Prime Minister has expressed plans to ban social media use for children.
This would make it illegal for under 16-year-olds to have accounts on platforms including TikTok, Instagram, Facebook and X.
Social media platforms would be tasked with ensuring children have no access (under-age children and their parents wouldn’t be penalised for breaching the age limit)
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Do you think NZ should follow suit? Vote in our poll and share your thoughts below.
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84.8% Yes
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13.8% No
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1.4% Other - I'll share below
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