1591 days ago

Monday's Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸžOne for the boys๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, โ€œHoney, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.โ€

The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"

The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."

The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because Iโ€™m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"

The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"

The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."

The wife then texted, "Wait, Iโ€™m coming right now!"

About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "Iโ€™m at the store, where are you?!"

The Master Chief replied, "Iโ€™m at work. Now that youโ€™re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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More messages from your neighbours
20 hours ago

A Neighbourly Riddle! Donโ€™t Overthink Itโ€ฆ Or Do?๐Ÿ˜œ

The Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

Do you think you know the answer? Simply 'Like' this post if you know the answer and the big reveal will be posted in the comments at 2pm on the day!

If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?

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4 hours ago

Outdated 'Recent Notices in New Zealand'

Fiona from Henderson

Can anyone here or from Neighbourly.co.nz please explain to me why we have the so called ''Recent Notices in New Zealand' a.k.a. death notices tab here on Neighbourly when if fact, the most recent death notice is from 2023?
I don't know if anyone has used this tab recently, if ever, I only used when looking for a friend's recent death notice.
If this isn't going to be updated or in fact be what they say it is, 'Recent Notices in New Zealand', then please replace it with something we can all access with up to date information, maybe bring back the groups option - just a thought.
Any ideas people?

23 days ago

Poll: As a customer, what do you think about automation?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

The Press investigates the growing reliance on your unpaid labour.

Automation (or the โ€œunpaid shiftโ€) is often described as efficient ... but it tends to benefit employers more than consumers.

We want to know: What do you think about automation?
Are you for, or against?

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As a customer, what do you think about automation?
  • 9.6% For. Self-service is less frustrating and convenient.
    9.6% Complete
  • 43.4% I want to be able to choose.
    43.4% Complete
  • 47% Against. I want to deal with people.
    47% Complete
2570 votes