New Year, New Questions You Wonāt Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: āYour total is $44.19. Cash or card?ā
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: āUh, I donāt think this will work.ā
Customer: āWhy not? It hasnāt expired and I have money in my account.ā
Me: āSirā¦ the chip is gone.ā
Customer: āI didnāt want the chip.ā
Me: āThe card wonāt work without it.ā
Customer: āIt just means I canāt enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.ā
Me: āI donāt think it will work, sir.ā
Customer: āJust swipe it.ā
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: āItās not working, sir.ā
Customer: āThen youāre doing it wrong. Swipe it again!ā
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: āMaybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isnāt the thing being swiped?ā
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* āSure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip ā oh look, it didnāt work.ā
Customer: āYour machine must be broken!ā
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