Friday Funny: ππMy Dog lives like a kingππ
I Just Realized Something:
β’ My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
β’ He has his food prepared for him.
β’ His meals are provided at no cost to him.
β’ He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
β’ He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
β’ If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
β’ He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
β’ He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
β’ He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
β’ All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!
Neighbourhood Riddle Duel: Who Will Guess First?
There are three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues?
There is a two to the right of a king.
A diamond will be found to the left of a spade.
An ace is to the left of a heart.
A heart is to the left of a spade.
Now, identify all three cards.
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πLet's get festive π
If you've decked your halls with all things jolly, we think it deserves to be shown off!
Share a photo of your home in its Christmassy glory and be in to win a spot prize. Some of these entries will be chosen as a finalist for the grand title of NZ's Merriest Home which Neighbourly members can vote on!
Entries close Sunday, 15th of December so share a photo today πΈ
What's your favourite recipe for courgettes?
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