Sunday's Funny: 😄🧘🏻♀️🧘🏻♂️Secrets to Inner Peace🧘🏻♂️🧘🏻♀️😄
🔸If you can start the day without caffeine,
🔸If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
🔸If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
🔸If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
🔸If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
🔸If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
🔸If you can conquer tension without medical help,
🔸If you can relax without alcohol,
🔸If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then you are probably....
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual 😄😄
Scam Alert: Bank cold calls
ASB is warning customers about reports of cold calls from scammers claiming to be from ASB. These scammers are trying to obtain personal information, including usernames, dates of birth, and verification codes sent to your mobile phone.
🛡️ The "Caller Check" Test
If you get a call from someone claiming to be from ASB and you’re unsure, just ask them for a Caller Check. You will then be able to verify the call through the app.
Remember, banks will:
❌ Never ask for your banking passwords, PINs, or verification codes
❌ Never need to know your full credit card number – especially the CVC
❌ Never ask you to download software or remotely access your device
❌ Never ask you to purchase gift cards or transfer funds.
If you have received a phone call and think your account has been compromised, call ASB on 0800 ASB FRAUD (0800 272 372), or visit your local branch.
Notice of intention to control targeted weeds
Weather permitting spot spraying will be carried out in the following areas during March 2026.
Albert-Eden,
Puketapapa & Whau
Local Boards,
Auckland Domain,
Manukau Memorial Gardens,
North Shore
Memorial Park,
Waikumete Cemetery.
Herbicide applications will be carried out in reserves, cycleways, street gardens, street kerb and channels and berms/boundary edges. No spraying will be undertaken in agreed no-spray zones, during this period.
Auckland Council operates from a Code of Practice that governs all spray operations. Spraying will be undertaken by Programmed Facility Management.
For more information please phone Auckland Council on 09 301 0101.
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