The Laneway Lament
Here I am, back in town
After eight months of absence
Some things have visibly changed
Most other things have really not
I'm on Quality Street at Bocky Boo's
Trying to enjoy an ice cream and coffee
While I'm counting 56 cars in 15 minutes
Crawling through the Laneway
Looking for that one elusive free car park
That is in front of everything
But none of them are actually stopping
They all come out the other end
Just driving through because they can
My ice cream tastes like diesel
And my ears are ringing from
All the rumbling engines and blaring rap
The next batch of City Elders
Is getting ready to take over
More of the same that hasn't been working
Maybe I'll come back in five or ten years
Once insanity is gone
And enlightenment has taken its place…
🧩😏 Riddle me this, Neighbours…
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Do you think you know the answer?
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THINKING OUTSIDE THE CREATIVE BOX 12-Week Creative Wellbeing Art Programme
THINKING OUTSIDE THE CREATIVE BOX
12-Week Creative Wellbeing Art Programme
Looking for a supportive creative space in Whangārei?
Join us at the Art Studio, Reyburn House for a welcoming, non-commercial art group designed to support wellbeing, connection, and self-expression through creativity.
✨ No experience needed
✨ Safe, inclusive environment
✨ Youth, Disabled, Elderly welcome
✨ Māori, Pasifika & multicultural communities encouraged
✨ Physically accessible venue
📅 Starting Thursday 26th March 2026
🕙 10am – 2pm weekly
📍 Reyburn House, Whangārei
💲 $5 per week (12 weeks)
No pressure. No judgement. Just creativity, connection and community. 💛
Organised by CreateAbility Whangārei
Expression of Interest please email: createability.whangarei@gmail.com
#CreativeWellbeing #WhangareiArts #CommunityCreativity #ArtForWellbeing #CreateAbilityWhangarei
Looking for a supportive creative space in Whangārei?
Join us at the Art Studio, Reyburn House for a welcoming, non-commercial art group designed to support wellbeing, connection, and self-expression through creativity.
✨ No experience needed
✨ Safe, inclusive environment
✨ Youth, Disabled, Elderly welcome
✨ Māori, Pasifika & multicultural communities encouraged
✨ Physically accessible venue
📅 Starting Thursday 26th March 2026
🕙 10am – 2pm weekly
📍 Reyburn House, Whangārei
💲 $5 per week (12 weeks)
No pressure. No judgement. Just creativity, connection and community. 💛
Organised by CreateAbility Whangārei
Expression of Interest please email: createability.whangarei@gmail.com
#CreativeWellbeing #WhangareiArts #CommunityCreativity #ArtForWellbeing #CreateAbilityWhangarei
Scam Alert: Bank cold calls
ASB is warning customers about reports of cold calls from scammers claiming to be from ASB. These scammers are trying to obtain personal information, including usernames, dates of birth, and verification codes sent to your mobile phone.
🛡️ The "Caller Check" Test
If you get a call from someone claiming to be from ASB and you’re unsure, just ask them for a Caller Check. You will then be able to verify the call through the app.
Remember, banks will:
❌ Never ask for your banking passwords, PINs, or verification codes
❌ Never need to know your full credit card number – especially the CVC
❌ Never ask you to download software or remotely access your device
❌ Never ask you to purchase gift cards or transfer funds.
If you have received a phone call and think your account has been compromised, call ASB on 0800 ASB FRAUD (0800 272 372), or visit your local branch.
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