International Joke Day
My wife shouted downstairs "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it"
"No", I replied, she said “RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT NOW”
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
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