Drinking tea is much more dangerous than beer.
As my previous joke needs to be sanitized to be shown :-( I will replace it with this one and hope no teetotalers take it to heart.
Tea is a dangerous and evil substance which makes it worse and more dangerous to drink than beer. Like last night I stayed out drinking 14 beers until 3.00am at the local pub while my wife stayed home drinking tea. When I arrived home peaceful and happy my wife was unbelievably angry and violent . I headed off to bed without arguing while my wife ranted and raved all night long. Please ladies if you can't handle drinking tea just don't drink it as I am sure it has lead to problems in many relationships.
Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.
If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?
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63.1% Summer
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35.5% Winter
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1.4% Other - I'll share below
We're talking new year resolutions...
Tidying the house before going to bed each night, meditating upon waking or taking the stairs at work.
What’s something quick, or easy, that you started doing that made a major positive change in your life?
What word sums up 2024, neighbours?
If 2020 was the year of lockdowns, banana bread, and WFH (work from home)....
In one word, how would you define 2024?
We're excited to see what you come up with!
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