Dead ginger and white cat on Frederick street Avalon
Our beloved cat Charlie has been missing since Sunday night and we've had 2 confirmed sightings of a dead ginger and white cat matching his description on Frederick street Avalon on Tuesday morning (26 September). On person said they saw a guy in a van pick it up and take it away in a van probably between 9.30-10am. There have been no cats handed into any vets or the SPCA and he is microchiped but no word so far. If you know anything at all please contact me on 021 021 0261 8903. We just want our boy home so we can say goodbye 😢
International Joke Day
My wife shouted downstairs "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it"
"No", I replied, she said “RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT NOW”
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...