Friday Feathered Friend
Louise Thomas took this magnificent picture.
Figaro!
Son qua!
Figaro!
Son qua!
Figaro qua,
Figaro la,
Figaro qua,
Figaro la,
Figaro su,
Figaro giu,
Figaro su,
Figaro giu...
Figaro!
Lipstick is too much!
Figaro!
Lipstick is too much!
Figaro qua,
Figured out there,
Figaro qua,
Figured out there,
Fig up,
Figaro down,
Fig up,
Figaro down...
International Joke Day
My wife shouted downstairs "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it"
"No", I replied, she said “RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT NOW”
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
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