Avalon Combined Club (affiliated to Friendship NZ Inc)
Our next meeting is on Thursday 14 September, 10.00am - 12.00pm at the Woburn Bowling Club, Myrtle Street. If you're about to retire, semi-retired or retired, come along on the 14th, enjoy morning tea, hear our excellent guest speaker, and learn more about our many club activities. Alternatively call our Secretary - Jack Richardson on 589 3585 or our President - Pam Ryan on 021 2356 574.
International Joke Day
My wife shouted downstairs "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it"
"No", I replied, she said “RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT NOW”
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
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