2624 days ago

My wife reckons I have too much time on my Hands and get up to trouble

John from East Invercargill

What she doesn't realise is the trouble I have keeping the kids in line.

I see by a number of reports that Planet X or as some of us know it , Nibiru is going too demolish earth tomorrow the 23rd or maybe sunday if they use American time . I find this a little disturbing as I have been made an offer I can't refuse on a bridge . Too fiance the purchase of this bridge I first have too meet up with an old friend I never knew I had that tracked me down from Nigeria . I need too help him retrieve the Libyian Gold Bullion Gaddafi hid before his unexpected death and my cut from that will pay for all the bridges I have ever wanted.. My concern is .. will I have enough time too collect this Gold before Nibiru hits earth. ???
ps : I may need some financial assistance too help me on my trip too Africa if anyone is interested in a small cut ???

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5 days ago

Live Q&A: Garden maintenance with Crewcut

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

This Wednesday, we are having another Neighbourly Q&A session. This time with John Bracewell from Crewcut.

John Bracewell, former Black Caps coach turned Franchisee Development Manager and currently the face of Crewcut’s #Movember campaign, knows a thing or two about keeping the grass looking sharp—whether it’s on a cricket pitch or in your backyard!

As a seasoned Crewcut franchisee, John is excited to answer your lawn and gardening questions. After years of perfecting the greens on the field, he's ready to share tips on how to knock your garden out of the park. Let's just say he’s as passionate about lush lawns as he is about a good game of cricket!

John is happy to answer questions about lawn mowing, tree/hedge trimming, tidying your garden, ride on mowing, you name it! He'll be online on Wednesday, 27th of November to answer them all.

Share your question below now ⬇️

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1 day ago

Calling All Puzzle Masters! Can You Solve This?

Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height.
Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was.
If the tree grew by five centimetres each year, how much higher would the nail be?

Do you think you know the answer to our daily riddle? Don't spoil it for your neighbours! Simply 'Like' this post and we'll post the answer in the comments below at 2pm.

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16 days ago

What's your favourite recipe for courgettes?

Mei Leng Wong Reporter from NZ Gardener & Get Growing

Kia ora neighbours. If you've got a family recipe for courgettes, we'd love to see it and maybe publish it in our magazine. Send your recipe to mailbox@nzgardener.co.nz, and if we use it in the mag, you will receive a free copy of our January 2025 issue.

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