1131 days ago

Oh dear Joke Time.

John from East Invercargill

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is in January".

More messages from your neighbours
2 days ago

Poll: Is it rude to talk on the phone on a bus?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

Buses can be a relaxing way to get home if you have a seat and enough space. However, it can be off-putting when someone is taking a phone call next to you.

Do you think it's inconsiderate for people to have lengthy phone calls on a bus? Vote in the poll, and add your comments below.

Image
Is it rude to talk on the phone on a bus?
  • 64% Yes
    64% Complete
  • 33.7% No
    33.7% Complete
  • 2.3% Other - I'll share below
    2.3% Complete
1929 votes
22 hours ago

Become an SPCA Foster Hero!

The Team from SPCA Invercargill - Centre & Op Shops

Kitten season has arrived, and over the next six months, over 8,000 cats and kittens will come into SPCAโ€™s care. Please help us give these babies the best start in life and sign up to be a foster parent today! It's not just cats and kittens - we are also urgently seeking foster homes for dogs and small animals.

Fostering saves lives and helps these tiny babies grow into healthy, well-adjusted adults, ready for adoption. We cover all training and costs. All you need is time and love to spare!

Sign up today and save a life!

1 day ago

Our Windsor SPCA Op Shop is seeking quality donations!

The Team from SPCA Invercargill - Centre & Op Shops

Do you have some hidden gems at home, can you or someone you know help? ๐Ÿ›๏ธโœจ

Our new Windsor team is on the hunt for quality CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, WOMEN'S CLOTHING & HOMEWARE donations! Our team would be grateful to accept any items in clean, sellable condition. Please no rips, stains or marks ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™

Drop off ๐Ÿ“ 55 King Street, Windsor
๐Ÿ•’ Mon-Fri: 9-5pm | Sat 9-3:30pm | Sun Closed

Image