1153 days ago

Drinking tea is much more dangerous than beer.

John from East Invercargill

As my previous joke needs to be sanitized to be shown :-( I will replace it with this one and hope no teetotalers take it to heart.
Tea is a dangerous and evil substance which makes it worse and more dangerous to drink than beer. Like last night I stayed out drinking 14 beers until 3.00am at the local pub while my wife stayed home drinking tea. When I arrived home peaceful and happy my wife was unbelievably angry and violent . I headed off to bed without arguing while my wife ranted and raved all night long. Please ladies if you can't handle drinking tea just don't drink it as I am sure it has lead to problems in many relationships.

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Can you crack Today’s neighbourhood conundrum?

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14 days ago

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What is first white then red and the plumper it gets the more the old lady likes it?

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1 day ago

$50 garden centre vouchers!

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Our winners this week have won $50 to spend at a local garden centre.
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