Lovely people
You met the nicest people at the super market. Just got told to “f*** off, I’ll hit you, bi***”, when I politely, in a friendly manner, pointed out that the car park is one way, the other way, mate, to the gentleman who drove in, directly at me.
On a lighter note, I now have a raging infection in my hand, after forgetting to turn the vacuum off before trying to move the cat. What a fun day 🤷🏻♀️
Neighbourhood Challenge: Who Can Crack This One? ⛓️💥❔
What has a head but no brain?
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CHILDREN'S PAGEANT
24 December at 4.00pm at St Columba's Church. A short gathering, involving children and families in telling the Christmas story. Children (and grown-ups) can dress up as angels, shepherds or animals. ALL ARE WELCOME.
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