Wishing everyone a safe, fun and kind #FathersDay weekend!
To celebrate here's some of our fave cheesy dad jokes...
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You're under a vest!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: At the BP station!
#NSNZrandomactsofkindness
Lilies For Sale
We will be back selling beautiful fresh lilies in Rototuna from 9am today. Hukanui Road (Opposite KFC). Asiatic and the ever popular Christmas Lilies. $8 per bunch, or 4 for $30. Cash & bank transfer available. DUE TO WEATHER FORECAST FOR TOMORROW & WEDNESDAY, THIS MAY BE OUR LAST DAY - SO BE IN QUICK!!
Neighbourhood Challenge: Who Can Crack This One? ⛓️💥❔
What has a head but no brain?
Do you think you know the answer? Simply 'Like' this post if you know the answer and the big reveal will be posted in the comments at 2pm on the day!
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Poll: Is it ok to regift something that you have been given?
🎁 Holiday Gift Chat!
Do you ever regift?
What’s your take on asking for a receipt if a gift doesn’t fit?
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76.5% Yes! It's better to regift what I don't need
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23.5% No. It's the thought and effort that matters
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