Evolving
Childhood is a “disorder” identified by short stature, “legume anorexia”, tantrums, poor sphincter control, childishness, imaginary friends and deficits in language and reasoning.
They exit this stage and mature as grownups.
That will evolve into the stage when they groan as they stand up.
Remember, it is often not what you say, but what you say, when you say it and to whom you say it.
New Year, Same Brain Teasers!
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.
When the police pressed “play,” the tape said, “I can’t go on,” and then there was a gunshot.
Yet, the police knew it was a murder.
How?
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Poll: Would you rather: Christmas in summer forever or winter forever?
Just a bit of a fun poll to get you thinking.
If you had to live out your Christmas days, would you prefer it was a summer Christmas or a winter Christmas?
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63% Summer
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35.6% Winter
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1.4% Other - I'll share below
We're talking new year resolutions...
Tidying the house before going to bed each night, meditating upon waking or taking the stairs at work.
What’s something quick, or easy, that you started doing that made a major positive change in your life?
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