Mowing Berms
I can arrange all the berms to be mowed for a gold coin. That is if there are complete streets and there are no obstacles like parked cars and bitsy gardens.
Cutting back overgrowth would be extra, trimming back pathways the same. Get onto your local councillor to free up the funds to do these jobs. Our Mayor graciously gave a contract to City Care to fund a couple of boys with whipper strippers to spend eternity to address a few bad paths.
We need to stop contracts that should be local being given to business who pay minimal wages.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
Do you have a quick question for a lawyer?
On Thursday each week we hold free lawyer clinics.
These clinics allow you to see a lawyer at no cost for 10 mins. So, if you need help understanding a legal document or deciding whether to pursue a legal case, then this is a great starting point.
- 1pm - 133 Brighton Mall (entrance on Union Street, SBA office) – 03 366 6490
- 6.15pm - 8 Goulding Ave (Hornby community centre) – 03 349 5236
You will be given a number when you arrive, so everyone is seen in order and usually the lawyer can see 5-7 clients.
If you need a specialist lawyer or advisor for immigration, employment or ACC then email christchurchclinics@outlook.com to make an appointment with the separate clinics.
This one is a real head-scratcher!
I sound like one letter but I’m written with three. I show you things when you look through me. What am I?
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