Monday's Funny: 😄🍞One for the boys🍞😄
A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, “Honey, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.”
The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"
The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."
The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"
The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"
The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."
The wife then texted, "Wait, I’m coming right now!"
About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "I’m at the store, where are you?!"
The Master Chief replied, "I’m at work. Now that you’re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
🤣😂🤣😂
Poll: Is dumping an issue in your neighbourhood?
There's nothing worse than strolling around the streets in your neighbourhood and seeing dumped rubbish.
Have you noticed this in your area? What could we do to combat this around the country?
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42.2% Yes, I've seen some illegal dumping
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57.1% No, our neighbourhood is pretty good
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0.8% Other - I'll share below
Poll: What special qualities should a 5-star New Zealand airport hotel at our largest international airport have?
Te Arikinui Pullman Auckland Airport is New Zealand’s only 5-star airport hotel, given its incredibly close proximity to the airport, the convenience of walking to the airport is a major highlight but there are plenty of other features that make it special.
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5.9% Unmatched runway views with a private lounge
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45% Exceptional service from arrival to departure
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4.8% Gourmet dining featuring New Zealand's finest, celebrating Te Ao Māori kai
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37.7% A soundproof oasis with all desired amenities
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6.6% Māori culture reflected throughout, creating an architectural marvel
Waitemata Rugby Club Juniors Summer Touch Module
Hi neighbors this year Waitematā Juniors are bringing back Touch at the club on a Tuesday night. Juniors from 4pm to 6pm, Seniors 6pm to 8pm. Got a group of kids or adults looking for something fun and local - REGISTER NOW.
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