1616 days ago

Saturday's funny: ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿš—New red Mercedes๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜€

Fiona from Henderson

An elderly lady was stopped and about to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!"

The man said, "That's what you can do when you're young and quick.โ€

This really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.

The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that for?"

The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"

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1 day ago

Poll: ๐Ÿค– What skills do you think give a CV the ultimate edge in a robot-filled workplace?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

The Reserve Bank has shared some pretty blunt advice: thereโ€™s no such thing as a โ€œsafeโ€ job anymore ๐Ÿ›Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‘

Robots are stepping into repetitive roles in factories, plants and warehouses. AI is taking care of the admin tasks that once filled many mid-level office jobs.

We want to know: As the world evolves, what skills do you think give a CV the ultimate edge in a robot-filled workplace?

Want to read more? The Press has you covered!

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๐Ÿค– What skills do you think give a CV the ultimate edge in a robot-filled workplace?
  • 53.3% Human-centred experience and communication
    53.3% Complete
  • 14.3% Critical thinking
    14.3% Complete
  • 29.5% Resilience and adaptability
    29.5% Complete
  • 2.9% Other - I will share below!
    2.9% Complete
315 votes
2 hours ago

๐ŸŒŸ Customer serving volunteers needed โ€“ Kumeu SPCA Op Shop ๐ŸŒŸ

The Team from SPCA Auckland - Centres & Op Shops

Weโ€™re looking for friendly, reliable volunteers aged 15+ to join us on the shop floor. We especially need help serving customers, pricing donations, and steaming clothes - but other tasks are available too.

๐Ÿ“† 4-hour shifts, any day of the week (10amโ€“2pm or 12pmโ€“4pm)
๐Ÿ’™ Ideally once per week, but any support is welcome

๐Ÿ“ 49 Main Road
๐Ÿ”— Apply today at www.spca.nz...

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2 hours ago

Door knockers

Colin from Henderson

Kids knocking on your door and running off is still a thing in 2026..