1104 days ago

Junk mail

Karen from Totara Vale

I just caught a guy putting junk mail in my box and when I challenged him he said it was mail addressed to me. I recognised the red envelope and asked him if he works for NZ Post and he admitted he didn't.
So I said I know that what you're delivering is addressed to 'The Householder' right? He admitted is was. My name is not
the Householder and my letter box is clearly marked: No Junk Mail.
So he asked me if I have always been such an angry old lady. Yes.
Is my broomstick broken he asked. No. And I'm about to use it to wop your hiney.
So, my question is do you want to use this real estate company to sell your home? Would you trust them to sell you a home? For a start, they use abusers to flog their name to us whether we like it or not.

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