Friday Funny: ππMy Dog lives like a kingππ
I Just Realized Something:
β’ My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
β’ He has his food prepared for him.
β’ His meals are provided at no cost to him.
β’ He visits the Vet once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
β’ He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
β’ If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
β’ He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
β’ He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
β’ He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
β’ All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ MY DOG IS A POLITCIAN!!!
This one was sent in by your fellow neighbour, can you figure it out?
What is first white then red and the plumper it gets the more the old lady likes it?
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Poll: Is dumping an issue in your neighbourhood?
There's nothing worse than strolling around the streets in your neighbourhood and seeing dumped rubbish.
Have you noticed this in your area? What could we do to combat this around the country?
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43.4% Yes, I've seen some illegal dumping
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56% No, our neighbourhood is pretty good
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0.6% Other - I'll share below
Neighbourly challenge: Who can solve the daily riddle?
I have a crown but am not a king.
I'm prickly on the outside but sweet within.
What am I?
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