Sunday's Funny: 😄🧘🏻♀️🧘🏻♂️Secrets to Inner Peace🧘🏻♂️🧘🏻♀️😄
🔸If you can start the day without caffeine,
🔸If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
🔸If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
🔸If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
🔸If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
🔸If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
🔸If you can conquer tension without medical help,
🔸If you can relax without alcohol,
🔸If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then you are probably....
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual 😄😄
Today’s Mind-Bender is the Last of the Year! Can You Guess It Before Everyone Else? 🌟🎁🌲
I dance in the sky with green and gold, a spectacle few are lucky to behold; I’m best seen in the south, a celestial sight—what am I, lighting up the New Zealand night?
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Poll: 🗑️ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.
We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.
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84% Same!
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16% Would have liked to try something different
Suspicious Guy
Keep an eye on this guy, pretended to read the water meter, then wandered up the drive crowbar in hand when I asked what he wanted he said power and is there a dog.We have smart meters. He opened my neighbours gate (we are 3 units) and went in the back of her place with his crowbar. My son went round there and he took off. Police informed.
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