Death & Taxe$ - Opens Tonight
12 MARCH to 19 March 2021 at Dolphin Theatre!
Written by April Phillips
Directed by Annie Whittaker
“Death & Taxes” is a madcap financial farce set in the very topical world of insurance and investments. It’s a crime story, ghost story and hilarious comedy. Featuring dodgy deals, a potty psychic, a fishy tax inspector, a nutty cop, murder, mayhem and a hairy yak!
Gareth Burke, Destiny Life’s top agent for 3 years in a row, wants to win the trip to Hawaii and take gorgeous receptionist Tiffany with him. But Lucille Potts is determined to be the first female agent to top the sales figures and has a plan to ensure victory. Before he can take the prize, Gareth must overcome the obstacles in his path - an over-bearing wife, a manic-depressive corporate motivator, the police, the Inland Revenue, and even his own untimely death.
Adult Tickets $30
Senior Citizens $27
University Students $27
School Students $18
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I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
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