FREE Child Weekend Fares - from Saturday 7 September
Good news is, AT is making Child Weekend Fares free and extending the offer to some ferries as well! Children 5-15, inclusive, travelling with a registered AT HOP card can travel free on trains, buses and ferries* on weekends and on public holidays. Children under five already travel free of charge. This is fantastic news for families, as it means from 7 September, they’ll be able to take the kids on adventures all over Auckland on the train, bus or ferry*, absolutely free. Now’s the time to make sure your children have AT HOP cards and register them online. By registering, Child Concessions will be automatically loaded when you enter their date of birth, and they’ll be able to take advantage of Free Child Weekend Fares. You’ll need to tag on and off, but there will be no charge. *Skybus and some ferry services excluded.
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New Year, New Questions You Won’t Solve!
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?
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What it feels like speaking with a MAGA American:
Me: “Your total is $44.19. Cash or card?”
The customer hands me a credit card but the chip inside it has been hole-punched out.
Me: “Uh, I don’t think this will work.”
Customer: “Why not? It hasn’t expired and I have money in my account.”
Me: “Sir… the chip is gone.”
Customer: “I didn’t want the chip.”
Me: “The card won’t work without it.”
Customer: “It just means I can’t enter my PIN, but you can still swipe it.”
Me: “I don’t think it will work, sir.”
Customer: “Just swipe it.”
I swipe it to prove a point.
Me: “It’s not working, sir.”
Customer: “Then you’re doing it wrong. Swipe it again!”
I do so again with the same result.
Customer: “Maybe you should swipe it so that the magnetic strip isn’t the thing being swiped?”
Me: *Swiping it as suggested.* “Sure, why not? About as much chance of it going through without the magnetic strip as there is without the chip – oh look, it didn’t work.”
Customer: “Your machine must be broken!”